Which is the Best Bedroom Toy For You? Answer These Yes/No QUIZ Questions to Discover Your Preference

Best Bedroom Toys - Woman in bed alone with vibrator

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND when you think of bedroom toys?

Some women are quite casual about them. While others put theirs in the back of a drawer only call on it when needed… (And never to be seen by hubby)

No matter where you sit on this scale, there is plenty of discreetly-shipped choices available to you

And to make your next choice the right one, I've put together 5 sets of Yes/No quiz questions. Answer YES to at least 2 of them and then discover what toys suit you and your situation… Enjoy

Are You a Discreet User?

  • Is your husband uncomfortable with you using a bedroom toy?
  • Do you only like to please yourself in private?
  • Do you need something that is small enough you could carry with you?

If you answered yes to these questions then you are a discreet bedroom toy user

You don't want to be defined by it or identified with it, but you want something that will get you ‘cover your mouth excited'…

And comes in a very discreet box that no one will know what's in it

There is a version of a small toy known as a ‘bullet' that is discreet for when you've got some precious alone time. They are small and quiet so you can even use them when hubby is snoring and you're awake.

The Umania Bullet – small and compact

The Umania Bullet

This bullet is small but has an incredibly powerful vibration. And with a simple one button that leaves you in full control of the 10-speed modes

Because it's only 3-inches in length, it is easy to hide and store. It's short size also means it can be used in different positions for stimulating different zones

This bullet is made with ABS it's easy to clean, and users say that it's quiet which doesn't wake anyone up, and lets you focus on what you're trying to focus on

Your husband, the neighbors and anyone in the room next door will be none the wiser

The perfect compliment to some precious alone time, click or touch this link to find out more

Are You a Too Busy for Long Sessions?

  • Do you ever feel the need for ‘the release' but are too tired at the end of a long day?
  • Is ‘me' time ever on your todo list?
  • Do you sometimes want to fit one in but aren't sure you have the time?

If only you could tell your libido that you've got responsibilities, places to be and important things to do…

But where would be the fun in that?

Instead, to crush that craving you need something that can give you the release that you are after, in a timely and effective manner. (Your boss would be proud)

Because in your case the build-up can last a lot longer than the main act, you also need something you can rely on…

So without further ado let me introduce you to the solution of your dreams… (Apart from your husband of course)

He's;

  • 6.3 inches long
  • Can stimulate you all over your body
  • Doesn't smell or leave a mess
  • Is whisper quiet
  • And can take you from Zero to ‘O' in 2 minutes flat…?

He also doesn't snore and fits in the bottom drawer after you have finished with him

Orlena ‘Suction' Vibrator

Orlena ‘Suction' Vibrator

When you want to feel your toes curl but you're too tight for time or exhausted to move then the Orlena ‘Sucking' Vibrator is up for the challenge

The Orlena's reputation for speed is due to its special suction vacuum technology, which is touch-free and works at 5 different intensities

When placed on the finger it doesn't feel like much but gives an intense feeling of suction, that when put on the right place will take you straight to ‘riding the wave'

It also works as a more standard vibrator with 8 different powerful vibration modes

It's easy to clean and waterproof so you can even use it in the bath… not that you ever get time for baths…

So Mrs Busy, it's finally time to set up a meeting between you and your new best friend. Find him here along with discreet delivery options

Are You a Novice User?

  • Would you consider yourself a novice when it comes to exploring yourself?
  • Is masturbation a subject that you don't really want to know too much about…?
  • Do you shy away from sharing about personal topics with your friends?
  • Do you think about you and your vagina as two separate entities…?

You were probably one of those girls that really paid attention at school… So it's unfortunate that they don't really discuss this subject there

You may also think that it's unfortunate that your libido isn't going to magically go away either… But it's going to be a happy time learning to live with it

For anyone, (but particularly someone who is a self-confessed novice) your first buy should be a straight out vibrator. Nothing flash, something that you can use, get comfortable with and get a feel for easily

Look for something that can give you stimulation on the clitoris as well as traditional penetration and rubbing of the G-spot. Other important points include something that is easy to clean, and quiet (so you can focus on whatever you want to focus on without disruption.)

G Spot Rabbit Vibrator
G Spot Rabbit Vibrator

Option 1: PALOQUETH G Spot Rabbit Vibrator

This vibrator covers most bases and will have your heart racing in no time…

The main reason I feel this is a great choice for novices is that the rabbit (the bit with what looks like two ears) is for direct clitoral stimulation, which is a very common and simple way to climax

As well as that, all the standard features apply here:

  • It's whisper quiet
  • 9 vibration modes
  • Easy to use
  • Easy to clean
  • Waterproof

And the angle of the shaft is ergonomically designed to hit your pleasure zone… over and over and over again

It also comes delivered in a very discreet box so not even the delivery man will know what's inside

To book your next special meeting with this special toy click or tap here

Option 2: Don't want another vibrator?

If you are a little more adventurous, you can start playing around with another erogenous zone.

This can add more pleasure and fun if you already have a trusty vibrator and you are a little curious to try something else.

If you are up for it you can try an anal trainer kit. The are four phalluses that come in different sizes so you can see where you belong and are easy to clean

My advice is to buy extra lube, only a sachet comes with the box

Are You Looking to Use Your Toy With a Partner?

  • Are you looking to help bring the ‘magic' back?
  • Is your intimacy time too ‘comfortable?'
  • Does your partner enjoy watching and/or using your bedroom toy?

Men are very visual creatures, so there's no better way to get his attention than to let him watch you

And after you have his attention, the right sex toy can help you encourage some participation…

You only need to make sure that the game is staged so that both parties are getting what they want

As a man, I can tell you that he will want to feel as though he is the one giving you the pleasure that you love, and not so much the toy

So if you are comfortable with giving him complete control, you can start off with something like this…

Thigh Cuffs


Option 1: Rachel's Pleasure Thigh Cuffs

Show him how vulnerable you are without his help with these thigh cuffs

They simply cuff your hands to your thighs which leaves you helpless and in quite a compromising position. (It won't take too long before he figures it out…)

Reasonably priced, well made and the thigh cuffs leave you in an easy position to hold (you don't have to be a yoga queen)

It's also a position that he will like and won't be able to resist

Get your set of these and bring the excitement back to your alone time. See delivery options here.

The only downside to these is that the one size fits all is kind of small. More voluptuous girls may want to try this instead

Option 2: Wearable Bluetooth Vibrator

If you really want to put him in charge, then this little gizmo is for you

All you need to do is put it on, give him the control and let him start the fun

Wearable Bluetooth Vibrator

This can work in the bedroom, around the house, or if you are really adventurous when you are both out in public

You'll enjoy the sensation and he will enjoy having control and giving you what you want

The 32-foot range means you won't know when it's coming and the 9 speeds will keep you guessing… until you get home

The sound is just under 40dB so it's not library quiet but subtle enough for dinner at a restaurant or a night on the town

Discover what the two of you can get away with when you put your naughty minds together. The wearable Bluetooth vibrator is here when you are ready for it

Are You Looking for More Than a Toy?

  • Do you own a drawer full of bedroom toys?
  • Does your interest extend beyond vibrators?
  • Are you looking for a new experience?

One of the most fun things to do is introduce new ways for you and your partner to enjoy each other

It can be hard, (no pun intended) but introducing new things is one way you can get a bit of that spark and passion back that you had when you first met

And if you have used toys to the point where they all seem the same then the good news is that there are other ways to spice things up…

Sex Swing

2nd Generation Sex Swing

If you are looking for a new thrill then this heavy duty, 2nd generation sex swing will help you reach new positions, angles, and spots that you never thought possible

Built around a steel frame and rated to 600lbs, there is now no excuse for slowing down

At first glance, it does look a little awkward. However, reviewers say that once you're set up an in a position the padding on the straps make it pretty comfortable and easy to relax

Great for those of us whose body can't catch up to our imaginations

2-year warranty on parts and available in a few colors, it will take some setting up but if you're looking for a new experience then this should get hubby's seal of approval. Here is everything you need to start that new experience

After it's all over

I hope that you have found something that suits your lifestyle. Thanks for reading this article on finding the best bedroom toys for yourself. If you have any questions, contact me here.

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